Fanquevallemud

Found this jewel of a joke from a contribution of a friend. Apparently this was voted best email for 1999. Believe it or not!



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The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service at a hotel in Asia.....



Room Service (RS): "Moling! loom sirfesee"



Guest (G): "Yes......"



RS: "Dju witch true odor somefing??"



G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"



RS: "How July it done peace?"



G: "What??"



RS : "How July it done?... Fi, boy?"



G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."



RS: "Howbow bkan?"



G: "Crisp will be fine."



RS: "O light. An some DOS?"



G: "What?"



RS: "Dosee. July some DOS?"



G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'Door-C' means."



RS: "Mmm...............Toes! toes!...



G: "O, you mean Toasts!....No, do you have something else?"



RS: "Howbow ink-ga-nutsu mudfun?"



G: "English muffin!! I've got it! Yes, an English muffin will be fine."



RS: "Copy?"



G: "Sorry?"



RS: "Copy...Mill...all T?"



G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."



RS: "O light. Seeangle ache, quits P bkan, DOS, mudfun and copy....wite??"



G: "Well....Whatever you say"



RS: "Fanquevallemud!"



G: "You're welcome"



(Ah yes, fanquevallemud means thank you very much. Fanquevallemud fa yu ky athenhun).

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A light and easy start to my retreat...